The act of closing your web browser at work so as not to be seen by your boss
I was surfing the web at work, but my boss kept coming up to me so I had to netescape.
The guy next to me is always doing crosswords on the web, but he never gets caught. He is totally a netescape artist.
A person who possesses a thirst for blood 24 hours a day, 7 days a month.
Crampires suck your blood the old-fashioned way.