Number 200

A massive poop (BM). It's a relief to excrete a big dump sometimes.

Ladies and gentlemen, today I'm proud to announce that I delivered Chipotle child number 200 to the world!

by yes juanito yes October 5, 2016

number one

Captain Jean Luc Picard addressing Commander William T. Riker.

You have the bridge Number one. I have to go take a number two.

by Nonchalant Ego March 25, 2010

Number 2

Derek Jeter, Yankee shortstop, to retire after the 2014 baseball season.

"At shortstop, Number 2...Number 2!"

by yes juanito yes September 25, 2014

number 169

The number you should call when you have problems with sex.
Example: You want to bang a really horny chick , but you can't handle her.
Then you call 1-6-9.
The afro-american guy named Bobby will answer with whattzzzz uppp.
You tell him :" ey bobby, come on, fuck"

He will come to you in an instant and fuck your girl.
After some time you will get her back and you can finish her!

Guy A"ey bobby come on, fuck"
Bobby:" ok" *fucks her*
Guy A:" ohhh all right, now I am really stoned , I can finish her now!"

Bobby loves Anal.

by Bari April 9, 2005

Number 3

Pooping and vomiting at the same time. The vomiting is often done in an adjacent trash can, but when one is unavailable, the person has no choice but to de-throne and vomit in the dirty poo water toilet or else on the floor. Neither option is desirable, that's why people keep trash cans next to the toilet. Also known as taking a Lauren.

Last night was pretty rough, I just took a messy number 3. I need to brush my teeth.

by Agent Brian December 7, 2012

number 12

It is a combonation of urination and defacation in the same restroom visit. Derives from from the words number 1 and number 2.

James: Hey Travis you were in there awhile. Did you do a number 2?

Travis: No man, a number 12.

James: Why do you give it a special name? Everyone pees when they poop most times...

by Wannnabe55 May 20, 2009

number one bitch

The very "top" bitch, meaning the "bitchiest" of them all.

"Angie is the number one bitch in this school"

by EsDeFF December 27, 2015