Cockstache (Cock Mustache)

When a female has a guy's balls in her mouth and his dick is horizontal across her face underneath her nose. This overall making it look like the girl has a cockstache or cock mustache.

If the dude has some pubes, it could also be called giving a girl a Bitler

How about you suck my balls....my dick is across her face. Hmm how do you like my Cockstache (Cock Mustache)hardy har harrr

by HmmmAwkwardd September 16, 2011

Bleach your mustache

Slowly and precisely secrete your manly fluids on your friend's mustache when he's not conscious.

Jim: "I'm going to have another shot."
Brock: "Okay, but if you pass out I'll bleach your mustache."

by AbNb June 12, 2013

70's porno mustache

When s man's pubes were huge and unshaven like in old porn

Tim's bush was so big he had a 70's porno mustache

by Gold barz July 26, 2016

Spilling mistake

When a spell-checker corrects a mistake into a valid word which is different than the one originally intended.

"Make sure your paper has no spling mistakes before submitting" corrected to "Make sure your paper has no spilling mistakes before submitting".

by Urban2K May 11, 2014

It's not a mistake ✨ITS A MASTERPIECE✨

Some cringe shit 9 year olds spam in comments

If you unironically spam "It's not a mistake ✨ITS A MASTERPIECE✨"
You're not a masterpice✨YOU'RE A MISTAKE✨

by I eat poop 69 March 2, 2022

mustache-ride

When a girl sits on the face of a guy with a mustache and he gives her oral sex.

During sex, Lisa sat on Tom's face and got a mustache ride.

by Seth P July 22, 2005

don't touch the mustache

This is the easy way to remember how to say "your welcome" in Japanese "don't touch the mustache" (dou itashimashite)

"arigatou" (thank you) " Don't touch the mustache" (your welcome)

by TJStoner September 7, 2007