When you get really drunk on Captain Morgan and Diet Coke and then get your dick out and start flapping it about.
by Booyakasha! April 15, 2011
Get the Captain Morgan mug.A special cocktail mixed for all occasions, usually by newfies, which is essentially an extremely potent rum and Coke. There is no exact mixology, but the typical ingredients include 4 parts Captain Morgan Spiced Rum, 4 parts Captain Morgan Dark Rum, 4 parts Captain Morgan White Rum, 4 parts Captain Morgan 100 and one part Coke or cola. Often several of the rums have been previously consumed or are unavailable, in which case more parts of one or more types of rum are added. Usually consumed from a 60 ounce plastic cup of the type available from 7-11. Often consumed while operating powered vehicles like speed boats.
by smadis November 21, 2010
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When a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints comes to prosthelytize and the one being prosthelytized feigns interest while getting the LDS member to perform helpful tasks.
Two young LDS members carried Patrick's luggage all the way up 14 flights of stairs. Once to his apartment Patrick quickly entered and slammed the door. And he though to himself: now that was some good mormon exploitation.
Frieda listened for 4 and a half hours while Josiah spoke about how The Church had changed him for the better. She really wasn't interested but really needed help getting her house cleaned for the party that night so she did some mormon exploitation.
Frieda listened for 4 and a half hours while Josiah spoke about how The Church had changed him for the better. She really wasn't interested but really needed help getting her house cleaned for the party that night so she did some mormon exploitation.
by novaglen January 21, 2013
Get the mormon exploitation mug.A condition one acquires after ingesting large quantities of tasty food. These foods may be chocolate, fried chicken, ice cream, Dr. Pepper, cake, pie, brownies; basically anything indulgent and gluttonous that does not include alcohol, or illegal drugs.
"Dude, work is so freaking driving me nuts. I'm gettin Mormon drunk tonight. Bring on the chocolate fountain and Dr. Pepper!"
by onifikcuhp July 6, 2013
Get the Mormon drunk mug.She is very amazing and the kindest person you will ever meet. She is always patient and understanding. Morgan will always help with your problems. It is a pleasure to know her and to be able to call her a friend.
by \B/ July 3, 2015
Get the morgan wise mug.Morgan gongora is the sweetest person alive. Chances are that you know a morgan gongora you have good luck. When a morgan gongora hugs you its the most happiest feeling. She is also very sweet and caring.
by anonymous March 1, 2019
Get the morgan gongora mug.Usually a petite girl who is very good at hiding all emotions. She isn't just a snack, she's a whole ass meal. She probably has freckles that are adorable enough that most people could spend hours counting them. She is very deserving of Sam's love, which is hard to come by. She found herself a keeper in Sam.
by YourLover2041 November 6, 2019
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