microderp

A small inherent derp, a synonym of brain fart.

John experienced a microderp when he thought "My Little Pony" after he heard MLP Investment.

by CeruleanSky November 7, 2017

microasian

People from Micronesia.

Those microasians are buying all the sushi.

by Twl91 November 11, 2017

Microbatt

Microbatt is masturbating under you pants in front of people

My mates penis is so small he microbatts when he gets his wallet out of his pants

by Hurty goodie January 6, 2018

micro dab

the highest tier of dabbing... The only form of dabbing relevant to date... Those who micro dab immediately get 95% more pussy than the average specimen who doesn't micro dab. They also have big dicks... VERY BIG DICKS!!!

Kim K:Hi

You: *micro dab*
Kim K: fuck?

You: *proceed to fuck her so hard her ass splits*

by LilPumpIsGodAmoungMen December 3, 2018

Micro Pimp

A small young cuban with a gold chain and the classic black crewneck and ripped jeans

1.did you see that micro pimp, he looked small.

by Juul tm. January 29, 2019

Micro repair

A hell hole of mentally deficient sweaty gamers

At least micro repair is better than help desk

by Yeetboi6942069 June 25, 2019

micro sensitive

It’s a condition in which one has an extremely low threshold for tolerating the every day words and actions of human behavior . Micro sensitivity, in many instances, is often accompanied by severe cases of extreme butthurt.

My friend is signing a petition to get law makers to rename the Great White shark , to just shark , since it’s offensive to sharks that aren’t great and sharks that aren’t white! He is so micro sensitive!

by Daddy big hands August 1, 2019