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by Adujasty343 June 16, 2025

merceness

The state of being like, or acting like a mega weirdo of having anything to do with such behavior.

When you threw your money out of the window to confirm this formual of phrases it is merceness. time is money so: time = money. time flies when you're having fun. having money is fun. so: time flies when u have money. to eliminate time as a variable, replace it with the equivalent of money (since before stated was time=money)conclusion: money flies when u have money. so therefore money can fly.

MONEY BIRDS!...fly fly.

by tonya barnett March 26, 2007

Mercedise

An adorkable gorgeous girl you can literally do anything with and still have fun.

Mercedise came to my dad's funeral and made me laugh the whole time.

Have you met this chick? She was adorkable gorgeous and I had the most fun with her. She must've been a Mercedise

by I'm the queen bitch, bitch... December 20, 2016

mercedeez

One with a great ass but a shit personality. A solid six that fucks like nobodies business. Typically couldn't catch a joke if it was ejaculated into her mouth. Pretends to be tough but is in all honesty more like a hard candy, so sweet you will most likely die of diabetes because of her.

That Mercedeez is a real hot number until she opens her mouth for anything other than head.

by Covi84 December 21, 2016

mercedekay

A girl that can sometimes be sassy, but she always helps out everybody even if she is down. Sadie is short for MeecedeKay. Merceday will usually be blond beatiful girl.

She is very pretty and blond, that must be MercedeKay.

by Pashinate May 15, 2018

mercedis

A Mercedis is a sweet and genuine person. They may be really shy at first, but once you become close with them, you’ll get to know their tragic backstory. You’ll soon realize that being friends with a Mercedis is a grand treasure, so don’t trade it to the pirates.

Person 1: Hey that’s my friend, I’ll go introduce you too.
Person 2: Okay.
*Time goes by*
*Friend leaves*
Person 2: Wow, she’s so sweet. Like a- like a-
Person 1: Mercedis?
Person 2: Yes!

by Ima female dumb dumb May 24, 2021

mercédez

Name of a bad bitch , good in bed with a good sens of humour also addict to maryjane and don't give a fuck a fuck about your damn opinions.

You don't want to get mercédez mad I swear.

by Babe_benz November 21, 2021