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stink mitt

referring to your hand after placing it in your sweaty ass crack, in order to gathering as much swass as you can on your hand.
now that your stink mitt is prepped and ready for use. you can transfer its lovely fragrance on to other objects. such as a door nob, someones cell phone or in a hand shake. enjoy!
by clubdead May 9, 2014
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Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..
Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..
by Klankneptune February 12, 2024
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Oven Mitts

A nickname for a player of any sport that just can't catch the ball, no matter what. No matter how easy it looks, they still can't catch it.
Oh, how'd he miss the ball?

Ah it happens all the time, we call him 'Oven Mitts'
by ahhhh2342 February 21, 2019
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Love mitt

A vagina or something referencing to a vagina
Xander said to Tyrease "Put it right in my love mitt!"
by Poopstain@yahoo.com May 20, 2016
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Mitt Cheerful

A person who has a lot of exaggerated swagger. He has a super cool YouTube channel full of super cool videos. He is definitely NOT a fucking virgin and he does NOT have a receding hairline at the age of 18.
Person 1: Do you know who Mitt Cheerful is?
Person 2: Yeah! He's so cool! I heard he doesn't have a receding hairline.
by Mitt Cheerful January 29, 2021
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oven mitt titties

Titties that look like an oven mitt filled with 1/2 cup of water. Long and saggy in proportion unfilled burned with tips.Also known as chopper tits.
Those titties look nice but their oven mitt titties! Hang to her ancles.
by Punchcut February 23, 2017
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Mitt

To hurt
by BassetHorb August 22, 2019
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