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keyboard rape

by elmo but hes satan May 4, 2020

Keyboard Colonist

An ignorant, self-aggrandizing, racist on social media. This person lacks basic humanity.

Twitter User X: “Did you see what Majorie Taylor Greene posted on Twitter?”
Twitter User Y: “Ya man, what a keyboard colonist.”

by MCSpammer November 11, 2022

Keyboard warrior

Basically people arguing over the internet trying to get some point across that’s pretty irrelevant throughout the world. Typically you can find these keyboard warriors in any post about the balkans/ Eastern Europe or the countries of the Caucasus. They typically have very shitty English when typing and think that they are proving some kind of point. They are typically nationalist comments.

-Armenians vs Azerbaijanis, go on any post about nagorno karabkh and you will see how cancer the comment section gets, the comment section is so retarded because they think people around the world care, but in reality no
-Serbs vs Albanians, this is basically a whole different level of keyboard warrior, non of their arguments make sense when reading it and you will definitely lose a chromosome trying to comprehend it.
-Greek keyboard warrior- these are the worst of the worst when it comes to having comment wars, that is why I made them last on this example, typically they argue 24/7 about places like bulgaria, turkey or macedonia. The cancerous part about i t is how they type, it literally makes absolute no sense at all, very shitty grammar and sentence structures in the english language. Typically they think everyone is on their side but dont get started when Serb nationalists help out the Greeks in the comments, the comment section goes full blown autistic, best option is to gtfo when the two comment together.
There are plenty of keyboard warriors that I didn’t mention but the ones above are typically common on the internet

by Perseus1738 March 14, 2021

keyboard tramp

n-An individual that simutainiously maintains multiple email conversations with the hopes to score a date with any one of his victoms. This task is difficult as is requires you to remember what you have said in each one. This should only be performed by highly trained individuals.

also see player

Frank- Man, I was up half the night online with these three bitches.

Friend- I dont know how you keep up with them.

Frank- Dont worry about me, asshole, I'm a keyboard tramp!!

by Franswa October 11, 2007

Keyboard Slobber

When you lazily drag your hand across the keyboard, mostly when you are drunk.

FORUM

Drunken Member: HeyhgksGr bthutjh bsxkyubtdjgkhgn mb,eui

Sober Member: I think he's drunk, he just keyboard slobbered.

by Oblifier November 18, 2009

Keyboard warrior

Somebody who talks smack over the phone but has nothing to say in person

Ayo that nigga Tavis is a keyboard warrior , he only talks smack over the phone but is a mouse in person

by CarterBriggs October 27, 2018

keyboard slapping

Self-explanatory. It's where you slap the keyboard with your hands to make up a name such as a username or name for a character.

I just did some keyboard slapping to make up my OC's (original character) name.

When I signed up for the website, I couldn't think of a username, so I just keyboard slapped it.

by Kusco March 24, 2008