key purpose

A dope ass name of an upcoming rapper/artist. The person with this name is known to give the best dick know to man kind... Those who know him personally tend to realize they ain’t shit without him.

Did you seen that tweet by “Key Purpose”?

“ Key Purpose” is the main reason I left my man.

by Key_Purpose559 August 29, 2019

Key Lime Creampie

When you're bangin Taylor's mom missionary style and squirt lime juice in her eyes just before cumming inside her

Bro I totally gave Taylor's mom a Key Lime Creampie last night... She never saw it coming

by MomSlayer January 25, 2021

key of coke

when you take a house key and sniff cocaine off the end

yo bro u wanna key of coke

by Spen RS July 16, 2022

Key hole

Key hole loves breaking windows and eating broccoli pie. Once he threw a child through a window and sold his kidneys to santa.

Key hole is top g

by Want even me May 29, 2023

Key Hole Surgery

When you wrap a towel around your forefinger and give your ringpiece a good scrub after taking a shower.

Mary: Whats all these brown marks on the towel?
Bill: Oh, sorry, i was doing some key hole surgery.

by Wise Man November 19, 2003

Key Krunching

Manipulating the keyboard's numerals to write sentences in a wierd hard to read kind of way. Used mainly by computer nerds and losers with too much time on their hands.

2 guys chatting on msn:

Guy1: Hey man how are you?

Guy2: !m 0k $!tt!n @t (-)0m& \/\/@tc(-)!n9 +v, U?

Guy1: Dude I can't read whatever the hell you're trying to say, so quit Key Krunching!

by Gdogs McC January 26, 2006

key rat

Pathetic honkies who wish they could be a Gables Centaur, but can't because they don't live in the baddest neighborhood (The Gables) nor have a good grasp on Greek mythology! Key Rat is synonymous with BEEEYOCH!

1. I'm from North Dakota, but I still know that a Key Rat ain't nothin compared to a Gables Centaur.
2. I saw two bitches getting curb stomped by Gables Centaurs outside of the Circle K. Must be key rats.

by lucious lenny November 28, 2004