Jill myself

The act of getting a woman named Jill to kill you because you too much of a coward to do it yourself

"I'm going to Jill myself" *gets shot by a person named Jill*

by Jerome2123 December 13, 2020

Jill Card

A mechanism used by women to prevent their significant others from having fun without them, regardless of logic.

Ryan: I'm ready to go out and have some fun. I've been planning this night out for weeks.
Jill: I don't feel like going out. You can't go.

Friends: She just played the Jill Card.

by Chuckadoodledoo January 11, 2009

Jill Tits

Someone with rather small tits, often called "Mosquito Bites" or "Bee Stings"

That new girl has some major Jill Tits, can she even physically wear a bra?

by Dinobinoid December 10, 2008

Jill off

The Female Version of a Jack off. A useless, lazy waste of life who spends most of her time with her head up her ass and cannot be depended on for anything. Usually found laying around watching TV or texting when she should be working or doing something constructive.

Why didn't Amanda finish this paperwork? She's such a fucking Jill off.

by dungeonsun April 28, 2011

Jack and Jill

Cash register. Till.

"There's not much change left in the Jack and Jill"

by Simon Cowels May 23, 2008

dylan and jill

the perfect couple and can never be broken apart. even if they break up and find a new romance they always find a way back to each other. Dylan and Jill have a special connect that can never be broken. they will one day get married and have 3 kids together. Dylan has a deep adorable voice that Jill craves and Jill is a beautiful mystery that only Dylan has solved. Dylan and Jill are perfect for each other <3

person #1 : Dylan and Jill are a cute couple.
person #2 : I wish I had a romance like Dylan and Jill

by Dylans cute voice May 15, 2020

You're not Jill!

To be in a state of not being Jill.

"Dude! You're not Jill!"

by Chris-dizzle May 18, 2006