A saying which translates to "the amount of times you masturbate should be inversely proportional to the amount of people in your house"
Person 1: "Bro I'm horny as hell and I need to release some stress but people keep calling me and entering my room"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"
by MalakaiESP March 17, 2020
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^^what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping with you after school and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it has become increasingly apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term.
a special mention to: rachael chow and bridget tang (寶貝）
it has become increasingly apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term.
a special mention to: rachael chow and bridget tang (寶貝）
"bros before hoes" i uttered under my breath as she was pulled from the train
she whispered a pathetic "sorry" all the whilst avoiding eye contact with me, before promptly receiving a multitude of forehead hickies. does she feel guilt, leaving me in the dust? or is she void of human emotion, but a placeholder for the wonderful woman (?) she once was?
"bros before hoes kc" i muttered, moments before i ended it all.
she whispered a pathetic "sorry" all the whilst avoiding eye contact with me, before promptly receiving a multitude of forehead hickies. does she feel guilt, leaving me in the dust? or is she void of human emotion, but a placeholder for the wonderful woman (?) she once was?
"bros before hoes kc" i muttered, moments before i ended it all.
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It is the only good thing he has ever said.
This was not scripted, the va decided to say it.
It is the only good thing he has ever said.
This was not scripted, the va decided to say it.
by Leafy Frog May 13, 2022
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"Your grade in this class is a 42 because you don't pay attention;" proclaimed Mrs. Harvey
"Fuck you hoesack"
*Gasps heard throughout educational institution*
"Fuck you hoesack"
*Gasps heard throughout educational institution*
by younggerald December 1, 2014
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