Hochcunt

A person with a smartphone who is too fucking stupid to film a horizontal scene. He/she/it/fridge will hold the smartphone vertically and move the arm left and right to capture the content. Most Hochcunts have been conceived while Eurodance Music was playing.

The whole ukrainian war is being filmed by a Hochcunt army!

by DeinFater March 14, 2022

Oklahoma Hitchhiker

Unsolicited sexual favors from: a) a hitchhiker; b) anyone occupying the passenger seat of a moving motor vehicle.

I thought Carly and I were just friends; but when the sun set outside of Kansas City she went all Oklahoma Hitchhiker ALL OVER my junk.

by bergbachmetz August 10, 2010

Alfred-Hitchcooking

To use a knife to break apart frozen foods prior to cooking, usually in a downward stabbing motion

hey look, he's Alfred-Hitchcooking those frozen carrots!

by jestercat November 20, 2010

a hitchhiker's tickle

When you get a handjob in a car while ridding in the front seat from someone in the back seat.

While Geff was driving home last night, Caleb sat in the back seat and gave him a hitchhiker's tickle.

by Geetar926 September 23, 2013

molly hatching it

Going down on a path of self destruction and not giving a single fuck about it!

Tonight Gents, we're Molly Hatching it!

by Debo442 November 1, 2013

Hamster Hatchery

An onion ass with such high capacity that two hamsters can mate in it's warmth, and deliver a full litter of hamsters out of its asshole

"OMG, have you seen Nicky Minajs ass? It's a total hamster hatchery!"

by Superpickle January 11, 2017

Dick Hatch

Slang for mouth

Holly: Let's be honest, the Braves are not a good team.

Taylor: Shut your dick hatch, woman!

by Sir Buttons October 31, 2021