hoob

noun; An uneducated, ignorant, loud, leech of the economy, ghetto-ass, worthless black person -- who feels that they are deserving of a luxurious life with no thought to how these expenditures will affect them in the future.

"Gee, I wish I could afford a Range Rover sitting on 20s like the gold-toothed hoob across the street."

by 29838 June 17, 2009

hoobastank

Receiving oral from behind while standing. First girl kneels behind guy and buries her nose in his copper penny. Then she pulls his equipment down and back to her mouth and starts smoking his hog in resemblance of smoking a hooka.

So that's what the band Hoobastank's name means...receiving oral from behind while standing.

by Gulph July 21, 2004

hoobastank

walking around with a boner or having a boner

HEY are you hoobastankin?

by matt nault April 10, 2005

hoob

A horse boob or something that looks like a horse boob

That chick is so fat she has hoobs

by Drew April 3, 2005

Hoob

to inhale marijuana smoke; to become intoxicated

I took a rip off the John Glascock and got all hoobed up.

by Jonny B. Gorfed October 20, 2003

Hooba

A name that you call somebody if they for a variety of reasons, or for not reason at all.

'I asked him if he could go, but he said he was 'busy'.' "Wow, what a hooba."

by HoobaDooba2 December 9, 2010

hoobaskank

a crusty twated, titty saggin,used to play basketball(I mean used to play with basketballs,now they,re too small),street corner working. relative fuckin,donkey dick suckin,woops she forgot to deusche her barf hole,cummin to take your man SLUT !!!!

look kids at that green fog around that hooker, now thats what we call a hoobaskank

by ding dong dipshit September 5, 2007