Keewatin Handshake

A handjob performed with the non-dominant hand. Also referred to as a "Norman Non-Dom", this is a traditional sex move performed by the inhabitants of Keewatin, Ontario, Canada. This is considered the lowest form of sexual commitment between a couple, and is often motivated by feelings of pity rather than romance or love.

I was at the Rippers the other night and saw a greasy stripper giving some fat dude the old Keewatin Handshake in the back. Fuckin' typical.

by KtownLaddy February 9, 2015

Hotmill Handshake

It starts with two men, assuming the docked position. Then using a handful of industrial grease, jerking each others shafts.

Kevin and Jason had too much time at work, so they each grabbed a handful of grease and gave each other the 'Ole Hotmill Handshake

by Copco May 13, 2016

Texas handoff

Where a teenage girl gives birth in a taco mayo bathroom, after giving birth she busts out of the bathroom and pitches the newborn like a football to the cashier and runs out of the door

Hayley did the Texas handoff and is having her trial now

by Lokig November 5, 2018

Hoof hands

A type of hand that is disproportionately wider than it should be. If you measure the height of a hand from wrist to base of the middle finger, and divide that by the measurement from the side of the hand directly across from the start of the thumb to said point, any score above .8 can be diagnosed as hoof hands.

Person 1: Did you ever notice his hands kinda look like a horse's

Person 2: Yeah bro, he's got some hoof hands

by Hoofs4Handz June 9, 2021

patrick star hands

When you have overly small hands so, therefore, they are referred to as nubs.

"Wow Annie has really small hands compared to her arm size"

"Yeah she has serious Patrick star hands"

by mattie&molly November 29, 2017

bitch hands

When a man has healthy hands but they are week and slight almost feminine.This conditon is not caused by injury or birthdefect.

Steve tried to open the PVC cement but he could'nt do it with his bitch hands.
My father inlaw tried to intimidate me by squeezing my hand when we were introduced but I politley crushed his bitch hand.

by PERMWORD34 February 27, 2008

Taco Handshake

Female masturbation, a girl using her hands to flick her clit or finger herself.

We always take the time to masturbate, to milk the snake, girls do the taco handshake.

by MC Urban Words December 28, 2010