hamster pop

A term typically used in the adult film industry when a man achieves orgasm, but has a ridiculously small ejaculation, similar to that of a hamster.

"Jenna Jameson was ready to take his load in her face, but was disappointed by a measly hamster pop."

by Ding May 7, 2003

Hamster Claw

a large or above average sized penis with a slight curve that is able to fit in tight spaces

Girl 1: I found out why everyone calls him the hamster claw last night.
Girl 2: Oh yeah?
Girl 1: Yeah he was able to reach that hard to reach spot I told you about.
Girl 2: Get you some!

by LordofLorn November 6, 2009

Hamstered

When playing the online game 'Goldminer', and then catching a hamster that was blocking a diamond or big gold nugget!

"Dude, you just got totally hamstered!"

"Hey, have you seen Bob today? I think he might have comitted suicide 'cause he got totally hamstered last night!"

by Bæver-flækkeren May 3, 2010

Hampstir

To look in ones dirty laundry hamper for the cleanest clothes or to find a matching sock for a pair.

dianne: "Will you hurry up we are going to miss the movie"
dave: "alright alright, I just can't find my sock"
dianne: "just go hampstir a pair"

by darrennie July 26, 2010

hamsterism

After-the-fact rationalization of sexual behavior by a woman, to avoid cognitive dissonance.

After Jenny got drunk and banged her boss at the Christmas party, she justified it to herself with the hamsterism, "I'm not a slut--he tricked me into it!"

by Col. Tigh November 9, 2013

ghetto hamster

an inner city african american

Be sure not to splash the ghetto hamsters at the bus stop when you are driving in the rain.

by Don K. Kong January 27, 2010

Panty Hamster

An alcoholic beverage composed of 8oz of Smirnoff Ice Triple Black (or your favorite flavored malt beverage, NEVER USE BEER!) and four ounces of tequila. Drink or pour into a cup four oz. from the Smirnoff bottle (leaving 8, duh) and refill with tequila. Cover the bottle and shake, then chug as fast as you can. Drinking the panty hamster in this way is called "Shaving the Panty Hamster."

1. Dude, if you're lookin' to get fucked up quick, let's shave a couple Panty Hamsters.

2. Aaron shaved four panty hamsters in like five minutes, and now he is passed out on the driveway.

by fencecat42 September 5, 2008