got the goods

physical attributes of a human-

well built, well maintained human with parts that defy all reality. usually the most transitory of states

damn, that bitch has GOT THE GOODS!

i saw this guy at the gym who has GOT THE GOODS!

he HAS to be gay!

by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

Goonswagnig

Any person, other than a black person, that swags harder than the niggers.

Black Kid 1: "Yo, look at that goonswagnig walkin' down the street ova there."
Black Kid 2: "Dude that whiteboi is straight up ballin'. He's swagging that shit out right now!"

by DaddyPhatSacks May 14, 2011

gonosyphoherpawarts

a nasty combination of gonorea syphilis herppes and genital warts

gee dog, i would have to double bag my shit while with mama marsha or i will get gonosyphoherpawarts

by jonny d March 12, 2003

GonoSyphiMydia

Gonorrhea, Syphilis & Chlamydia
"The Combo Action"

I heard she slept with him and got Gonosyphimydia!!

by Delly Del November 8, 2005

gonosyphiherpelAIDs

A combination of gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes, and AIDS.

Gosh, Abigail Jane Wrench sure has some bad gonosyphiherpelAIDS.

by Plad April 8, 2007

Googs

(n.) using Google to search a subject or person.

"I had to give that restaurant a googs last night! It looks amazing!"

by Whyamidoingthis May 9, 2014

googst

Verb: To place googly eyes on objects they DEFINITELY belong on.

Oh man, he just googst your stapler.

by lit_trexinator2005 March 29, 2017