German taxidermist

Scout for Roadkill, (most preferably squirrels) search for an animal where intestines are ejected from the carcass and dirtied by the road. Pull over at the site. Before touching the animal in any other way, take a knee on the street over the dead animal and using your teeth, tear away a small piece of flesh from the abdomen serving to create a new orifice. Peel carcass from road and stuff all external offal back into the carcass. Bring home and sew shut all orifices (excluding the one you created with your teeth) to create a bag-like contraption. Over the course of several weeks, repeatedly masturbate into the open orifice, leaving all ejaculated semen in the carcass. When the carcass is visibly bloated with semen, (and sufficiently decomposed) squeeze all contents into frying pan and fry the carcass therein. Eat with salt and garden vegetables.

I have been preparing a German Taxidermist dinner for about two and a half weeks to serve at my wedding.

by plyd011 December 24, 2010

Germalian

Someone who's race/ethnicity half German half Italian.

We were talking about Ethnicity in school today and I exsplained how i'm half German and half Italian, makeing me a Germalian.

by Hollyy' MaliBu March 16, 2011

german touchdown

When you're plowing a Brazilian girl from behind and you knock her arms out from underneath her to where she cries and you scream "GOAL" at the top of your lungs.

Just gave my girlfriend a German touchdown last night.

by the 4 caballeros July 14, 2014

german fun pit

When a mosh pit at a German heavy metal concert turns into a sex orgy.

Also the name of a delicious dessert in some rural towns in southern Germany.

I feel both confused and regretful regarding my role in last night's German fun pit.

by Coco Sean December 30, 2016

gemmarudd

a female that boasts the looks of large male gorilla.

cripes! look at that gemmarudd!

by robjos March 21, 2004

Gerald

A Gerald is somone with a big dick and is very happy when your with him you can never be sad when close to him he is very special and is a loyalfriend and bf

Girl: oh my he is such a Gerald

Girl2: Your so lucky

by Crackhead0987 January 11, 2020

Germanate

When two germans converse in German, usually in a non-German speaking country.

Max Langer and Jan Koch proceded to loudly germanate during chemistry class.

by Der Meister 44 December 9, 2008