fecent

To feel generally pleased despite having experienced something negative.

Derived from the words "fecies" and "decent" to mean feeling decent when by all acounts the average person would
feel like crap.

Slang Synonym: Deucent

Man: "I heard your husband cheated on you, are you feeling alright?"
Woman: "I feel perfectly fecent because I never liked him anyway"

by bighaircut October 18, 2008

shit-flecks

Flecks of excretion found around the anus.

I scratched my a-hole and got a heap of shit-flecks on my finger.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

fleebagger

When you get teabagged in the elections and then flee to a nearby state like a spineless turd.

Look at the fleebagger run to Illinois and not do their job because they won't like the outcome.

by Phil Christies March 11, 2011

feces cranium

a person who has shit for brains.

bryle is such a feces cranium!

by Blythe_Smith20112 March 18, 2005

feces

According to Spanish grammar, plural for fez.

I pity the employees at the corner store; their boss has them wear feces.

by Gulstab February 18, 2009

feces

The primary sexual lubricant for homosexual men.

Kevin: You're feeling very wet tonight Ron.

Ron: Yes, well, I had Burrito House for lunch today.

Kevin: Feces!

by sjthiele November 3, 2011

feces

chocolate

Feces smells bad but actually tastes quite good.

by kwang June 4, 2003