Funta

a shortened expression for "I'm freakin' going to!"

Mom: "Son,go clean your room now!"
Son: "I'm Funta! Gimme a minute..sheesh!"

by The Boxman December 14, 2007

Funting

the act of fanny hunting

You:"hey Pete, we should do some FUNTING at grandpa's funeral"
Pete: "sure man, grandpa would have approved"

by Doctor Wang and his tools April 22, 2017

Funtasizer

Someone who thinks they're always funny

Eve is such a funtasizer. She always cracks herself up when she's not even funny

by SoFunny99 September 20, 2013

funtard

A retard that's fun to be with. Typically a close friend acting under the influence of alcohol.

Sheree, you funtard, stop stirring your own puke.

by Soapeh September 5, 2008

funtacular

A sarcastic expression used to describe an experience as being boring or just generally bad

The root words are Fun and Spectacular.

"So, how was taking care of your girlfriend's kid?"
"Oh, it was absolutely funtacular. You should have seen how happy I was when they said I couldn't ride any of the rides with the baby in my arms."
"A baby? Why would she send you to the amusement park with a baby?"
"I have no clue. I guess she thinks babies like sleeping in amusement parks."
"Dude, have you ever considered that she hates you?"
"Yeah... I know... but it's my kid, man."
"Ah shit. That must be funtacular living with her."

by Kieran King February 17, 2008

Funtesticles

When something is twice the fun as a singular it is Funtesticles

Person 1: "That was soo fun!"
Person 2: "It was twice as fun as last time"
Person 1: "That was Funtesticles!"

by RyMYSTER March 12, 2008

FUNTA

FUN-TA
1.to raise up and perform said act in the near future
ie. I am going to get down in the near future. -becomes- I funta get down.

I funta get down.
I funta marry you one day, I promise.Now get back in the kitchen sheet.
I funta ask you one more time fool.
Yo, we funta watch a foreign film, do you mind subtitles bitch?
Can't I keep him paw? I was funta name him Yeller.

by ________________ February 12, 2006