funky kingston

To stick your finger in your own butthole or someone elses butthole then stick it to their nose and/or in their mouth.

Jane was playing dead so I gave her the old Funky Kingston.

by mountainboy January 23, 2007

funky chicken

an adjective describing a person with unusual physical characteristics, or a person with strange behavior.

"You see that guy? What a funky chicken!"

by HopeDee October 16, 2008

funky monkey

Stinky unwashed vagina. With labia so big it reminds the viewer of a Chimpanzee's lips.

"I started going down on her until I saw then smelled her funky monkey!"

"She's beautiful, but I heard she has a funky monkey!"

by Nauj73 February 17, 2014

Funky Drawer

A place to keep your used weed/pot (e.g. roaches/tails) for later.

I'm outta weed so I gotta go raid the funky drawer.

by Tony_D April 5, 2010

monkey funky

When something is B-bobbin shizle biscuit; flattering; amazing; cool; nice.

"Hey... that shirt is monkey funky!"

by Nene December 10, 2003

Funky lookin'

You

You a funky lookin' motha fucka.

by Crilbus Bowlingfaggot October 15, 2019

Funky in the nuts

An insult used to describe someone who is a mixture of funky and crazy, or someone who is messed up in the head in a bizzare way

“Bro, Emily, you’re so funky in the nuts.”

by flyinghuskycat May 19, 2023