by john3456 November 1, 2008

by Fort 51 September 21, 2003

The karen capital of the world. It's practically a beehive. They drive giant suburbans on the way to to speak with any manager that they can find. Their broken husbands are busy drinking themselves to death in a semi-trendy microbrewery because its literally the only thing to do in this town besides hit the many homeless people with your $20,000 "muscle car." In the back seat of karen's suburban resides two high school kids fitted with brand new cowboy boots and listening to the latest Rascal Flatts song. They will either grow into suburban turds that claim they are from the country to other sunburned albinos on a cruise ship vacation or be struck by the train that goes straight through fucking middle of town.
hey dude why are you a pretentious alcoholic?
oh bro its because I was born on a farm in the suburbs of fort collins!
oh bro its because I was born on a farm in the suburbs of fort collins!
by Todd Sholbunket February 5, 2020

A sexual act in which a relationship is terminated in the process of ejaculating on a partner's face.
by RomancerBruce June 22, 2011

a beautiful, moderately sized town with the best weed in the US.
Also,this is more like the high schools:
PHS- either mexican or smart
FCHS- either mexican or rich
FRHS- look what daddy bought me! a new bmw!
RMHS- who the fuck knows?
Also,this is more like the high schools:
PHS- either mexican or smart
FCHS- either mexican or rich
FRHS- look what daddy bought me! a new bmw!
RMHS- who the fuck knows?
by 2_0 June 30, 2008

by Haha20 December 8, 2021

1. Fort-Knoxing Verb. To overbearingly lock locks in the house when only one/none is needed.
2. Fort-Knoxed Adjective. To explain that a house has been Fort-Knoxed
2. Fort-Knoxed Adjective. To explain that a house has been Fort-Knoxed
1. Somebody left to get a pack of cigarettes at the close by convenience store and will be back in less than five minutes
there are five locks on the door you lock all five of them.
This is an act of fort-knoxing.
Use in a sentence: She keeps Fort-Knoxing the house every time I step outside.
2. When you knowingly lock all the locks on a door even though someone is out and will be back shortly. The house would be described as fort-Knoxed
Use in a sentence: I have just Fort-Knoxed the house
there are five locks on the door you lock all five of them.
This is an act of fort-knoxing.
Use in a sentence: She keeps Fort-Knoxing the house every time I step outside.
2. When you knowingly lock all the locks on a door even though someone is out and will be back shortly. The house would be described as fort-Knoxed
Use in a sentence: I have just Fort-Knoxed the house
by antigataprieta December 21, 2010
