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Person who is NOT smart enough to keep up with his own LIES!!!
He cancels his TRIP to CHICAGO and then books a flight to CANCUN...and CLAIMS he is going by HIMSELF....WOW WHAT A DOUCHEBAG!!!!! AHHHHHHH YEAH!!!!
douchebag by Beefcake 8181 October 29, 2010
A person who tries overly hard to be cool.
poser
Only a douchbag would bye that t-shirt
douchebag by Billy April 17, 2005
Anti-Videogame Crusader Jack Thompson
Only a douchebag would lead a one man war on something that he knows absolutely nothing about.
douchebag by Bradcore July 23, 2008
A person who thinks too highly of themselves and are just asking to be smashed into realising what a retard they actually are.
Day of a douchebag: finishes playing on the computer at 5am to gel up hair until 7am.

Waits for mum to finish making breakfast, eats, goes to train stop.

Acts emo on train and acts important by rolling eyes at anyone who tried to talk to him.

At school:Gets beaten up infront of everyone.

After school: Still acts as if he is on top of everyone else.
douchebag by pissedoff! March 29, 2009
those little bags you find in the bathroom of every Italian hotel next to things that look like a sink except it's for your butt.
Matt: hey what are those little plastic bags next the toilet-sink thingy and the bar of soap that says intimate cleanser on it

Ryan: Oh, those are douchebags

Matt: Awesome
douchebag by Mister Pinecone April 12, 2009
Someone who refuses to medical help they require, even if it affects others around them and relationships they have.
Someone who makes a lot of strange sound effect noises, for no reason every single day, or every time you see them.
Someone who actually thinks bad things or problems will magically go away if they are ignored and/or put off long enough.
Someone who'd rather live with the pain, discomfort, and inconveniences, of having a hernia (including making the significant other suffer indefinatley, each day going by an insult), even if it means no intercourse, rather than having the outpatient surgery and having a rich, full, normal sex life.

In short, anyone who doesn't see their overabundance of agrrogance, rudeness, stubborness, lameness, cowardice, or insensitivity, even though they exhibit those qualities to the max on a regular to extreme basis.
It feeds off of pride, fear, and selfishness.
These definitions are very close to that of asshole, jackass, dick, and fucker.
The major difference is that the douchebag isn't usually one to commit douchebaggary out of blatent evil intentions.
douchebag by ladynez420 September 12, 2009