Diet Pepsi

Possibly the worst diet pop ever created. A drink so disgusting even when it's the last thing in your fridge (only God knows how it got there) and you've been starving for a month you should just throw it out. Even though diet Coke really does taste bad, I would have it over this piss in a can any day. If you're going diet just get Mtn Dew.

Jim:Hey Tom what do you have to drink at your place?
Tom: I don't know lets go see
They walk to the fridge and open it and it is full of diet pepsi.
Jim: OH JESUS THE DEVIL ITSELF HAS MANIFESTED IN YOUR FRIDGE, TOM!!!!!
Tom: DEFCON 1!!! EVERYBODY, MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS!!!! NUCLEAR WAR IS IMMINENT!!!!!!!

by Kane_1011 January 23, 2013

diet buggy

The smallest shopping cart found at grocery stores.

"Hey, we're only here for milk, TP, and cat food. Grab a diet buggy."

by sijambo January 28, 2009

diet water

ls water with out ice. Only dumb people order this and be serious.

"today i went to burger king and i ordered a diet water!!"

by silly old bean June 26, 2009

Diet Pepsi

Diet Pepsi puts the die in diet.

Diet Pepsi tastes pretty terrible.

by Trashist January 12, 2017

diet lane

A diet lane refers to any checkout in a major store that is not overly crowded with people. A diet lane can be found where any checkout is completely open and no waiting is required to make your purchase.

Man: Damn i need to find a diet lane before this icecream melts

Woman: hey checkout 2 is open!

by theSA08 May 28, 2007

Diet Coke Music

Music that your parents would listen to like soft rock from the 80's.

I.E. - This is diet coke music, what else is on?

by Saphire Orchid July 8, 2011

Diet water

Another word for tomfoolery or fuckery. It refers to a situation or something making no sense; such as, deit water witch makes no sense.

What kind of diet water is this shit!

by E-pizzel August 19, 2018