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customerize

When you take an awesome product designed for a huge market and customize it to make one of your annoying cry-baby customers happy because your stupid salesman promised them something which no one in their right mind would design into such an awesome product.
Hey did you hear we had to change the font on the login button on our main page to Comic Sans because Fred Derf promised Dingleberry Unlimited it was no big deal?

God I hate when we customerize our products like that.
by yowaldo June 28, 2010
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Custoner

Someone who is a patron of a smoke or head shop.
Yeah I go to that smoke shop all the time, you could say I am a regular custoner.
by GrazIsSoCool July 12, 2011
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custode

Verb. To temporarily keep safe.
Will you custode my sunglasses while I go for a swim?
by Zwieback November 5, 2014
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Crustomer

A crusty ass customer who can't recognize the difference between customer service and flirting.
That crustomer just rolled up in the bank and told me I had a beautiful finger when I showed him how to use the ATM.
by Therealhneal January 10, 2015
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Customer Service

WE CLOSED!
Hey, i'd like to order some food.
......We closed.
But the sign says you're open 24 hours!
......WE CLOSED!!!

nice customer service, bitch..
......WHAT!
nothing!
by Happyfunball79 August 27, 2009
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allocating customers

The worst antitrust offenses are cartel violations, price fixing, bid rigging & customer allocation. Price fixing is when 2 plus competing sellers agree on what prices to charge, ex: by agreeing that they will increase prices a certain amount or that they won't sell below a certain price. Bid rigging is when 2 plus firms agree to bid in such a way that a designated firm submits the winning bid, typ for local, state or fed gov contracts.

Customer-allocation agreements involve some arrangement between competitors to split up customers, such as by geographic area, to reduce or eliminate competition. Such price-fixing, bid-rigging & customer-allocation agreements, unlike joint research agreements for ex, provide no plausible offsetting benefits to consumers. These agreements are generally secret, & the participants mislead & defraud customers by continuing to hold themselves out as competitors despite their agreement not to compete.
Price fixing, bid rigging & customer allocation harm consumers & taxpayers by causing them to pay more for products & services & by depriving them of other byproducts of true competition. Nor is there usually any question in the minds of violators that their conduct is unlawful. Such practices raise the price of a product or service by more than 10 %, sometimes much more, & that Amer consumers & taxpayers pour billions of $ each yr into the pockets of cartel members. People who take consumer & taxpayer $ this way are thieves.
Minneapolis Packaged-Ice Company Executives Plead Guilty to Customer Allocation Conspiracy involving the allocating customers
by loverocn October 21, 2009
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Customer Appreciation Day

First Tuesday of the month is Customer Appreciation Day at Safeway. Sometimes called Super Tuesday.
Dude, customer appreciation day is tomorrow, going to buy me some groceries.
by TheMan08 March 27, 2008
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