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crumpet

someone who shits so fucking much
by neuqxss February 23, 2022
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crumpet fucker

a slur of loft lotus because theyre fucking british and that embarrassing
oh my hod that crumpet fucker is being embarrassing
by token emo April 7, 2022
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Crumpet Muncher

Remember when we threw those fucking crumpet munchers' tea into the Boston harbor.
by Npet2301 April 13, 2022
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Crumpets and tea

Crumpets and tea is a British food, usually eaten for breakfast or afternoon paired with tea often. It is made from flour, milk or water and yeast.
Friend 1: Hey bruv you wanna come over and have some crumpets and tea mate?

Friend 2: what kind of bloody question is that? Of course I do!
by sex minister April 26, 2022
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Crumpet stuffer

A derogatory term used to describe the British and their obsession with tea and crumpets.
American: "Here comes the Crumpet stuffer!"
by He8i3 May 4, 2022
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Cumlethics

Includes classic sports such as longcum
Watched some great cumlethics at the park yesterday
by minecraftgamer12943 April 24, 2023
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crumpet strumpet

UK old woman who sits around eating crumpets and flirting excessively online in chatrooms with anyone who will talk to her.
The crumpet strumpet was overly aggressive in chat.
by Goonie's Revenge September 23, 2023
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