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Red Corvette

A euphemism for a very small penis.
Johnny spends a lot of time polishing his red Corvette.
by Shlabotnic July 1, 2006
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convention

a) a convening (i.e. a gathering) of people, usually signatories of a political treaty
b) the way things are/ are supposed to be done or performed
c) something you convene (agree to)
according to some, including myself, the Versailles conference was really a convention in all three senses of the word, as defined above.
by Sexydimma November 27, 2017
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corvette

An ugly cheaply-made car chevy puts out. Basically a tin can. Crumbles in any accident because only asses drive them anyway. Has an abnormally big ugly ass end.
jess: my eclipse totally took that corvette today.
corey: yeah, i saw it's ass end fly into a telephone pole because it couldn't handle that turn and then it crumbled like a tin can.
by 5ubliminal January 22, 2006
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Conventor

Inventing rules for ones convenience or pleasure;

A person who makes up things and calls them rule or law because it's convenient for them;
Vicky: Gestures for a kiss as she leaves the bed.

Sam: Still laying down, gestures for a kiss.
Vicky: You have to come to kiss me because I have my clothes and shoes on.
Sam: See, now your just being a conventor.
by BklynsFinest November 17, 2013
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correntious

When one is pretentious in correcting people
Hmph. You are so correntious.
by JEFFHEADS AGAINST DABBING November 9, 2016
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corvette owner

A person that buys a car to make up for some other lacking feature. ie, can't afford a real race car, or needs to bring special attention to himself. Females are not applicable to being a "Corvette owners" as they actually enjoy the ownership of the vehicle not the attention that it brings. A real corvette owner will not drive in the rain nor drive if rain is in the forecast. Rain will melt a corvette owner just as it melts snowflakes.
At the traffic light next to me was a corvette owner. 2019 White nice looking car. When we took off, I heard the car stall as he was not proficient with a manual transmission.
by E. Howard Hunt May 14, 2020
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Coventure

Me and Dylan were tired of being stuck in the house, so we decided to go on a coventure.
by AKB747 December 16, 2020
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