Conventor

Inventing rules for ones convenience or pleasure;

A person who makes up things and calls them rule or law because it's convenient for them;

Vicky: Gestures for a kiss as she leaves the bed.

Sam: Still laying down, gestures for a kiss.
Vicky: You have to come to kiss me because I have my clothes and shoes on.
Sam: See, now your just being a conventor.

by BklynsFinest November 17, 2013

Geneva Convention

A set of optional guidelines set up after World War 2. Some people refere to them as the Geneva Suggestions

George:"hey you cant just cluster bomb an orphanage, thats against the Geneva Convention!"

Mad Man:"Geneva Convention more like Geneva Suggestions!"

by NutNibbler5000 June 17, 2020

Geneva convention

A fun to do list

The geneva convention is a fun to do list

by luisthewoz December 12, 2020

Dry Lunch Convention

A meeting or party where the people all lack charisma and banter.

Greg: How was the Christmas party last night?
Terence: It was shit mate, total dry lunch convention.

by Cheesed1ck December 5, 2019

Jimmy Dean convention

A social event with far more males in attendance than females, i.e. a sausage-fest.

We went to the bar last night and it was like a damned Jimmy Dean convention in there.

by Count de Monet April 3, 2009

Chocolatey Conveyor

Mr cringe's filthy little chocolate bar that he uses to stir his apple pie

apple pie marvelled at the size of Mr Cringe's Chocolatey Conveyor

by The Ints April 7, 2022

Geneva Convention

Something I've violated.

If you don't shut up the Geneva Conventions will become the Geneva Suggestions.

by Salamander888 April 20, 2020