comeau

Damn Delicious; Extremly tastey.

Dang, Tim is looking mighty comeau today!

by Kode September 16, 2008

comeup

The feeling between consuming the drugs and peaking. The opposite of comedown.

The comeup for shrooms is like a really, really slow uphill rollercoaster.

by Humanwine November 13, 2010

comefuckmeboots

to see a fine women and think you'd like to have those boots round your neck

she could come fuck me with those boots on!!!

by Darren Bichan May 30, 2003

Sandy Kane Blew Comedy Show

Any old ex-stripper/street hooker with retarded looking "lemon-stung eyes" - or any toothless-Times Square skank-whore turned AA qualifier turned "cheap TV" celebrity who lights her tits on fire and tries to be funny...

"Ha ha.. I'm a funny stand-up comedianne look how fucked up I am....ha ha!"

by Big black guy March 25, 2005

comedy bitch

A person is a comedy bitch if they are used by their peers for their own amusement irrespective of the shame and embarassment it may cause the bitch. However, the bitch in question must be a willing party.

This phrase was created by James Wilson in the aftermath of the infamous James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident (one of which was quite clearly Russian and shouldn't be worn by anyone except Russians and as shown by the incident, comedy bitches).

"Whats that? Morgan is our raw comedy bitch"

by morgangills December 1, 2004

comedical

funny, a state of funny

Stoner's joke was comedical, and made me laugh until I bled out of my naughty places.

by StonerHilm April 6, 2008

ComeFuckMeBoots

Knee high boots worn by girls/women who want to be fucked, the boots are used as a communication tool to signal to men they wanna get banged ASAP.

Cyril - 'PWHOAR! Paul's sister was at the school gates earlier.'
Cecil - 'Was she wearing her ComeFuckMeBoots?
Cyril - 'Yep.'
Cecil - 'Oh SHIT! I missed her.'

by James_Dean_007 November 15, 2013