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Comey'd

When someone brings up a subject that was a problem they had with you in the past which you thought was settled, like Comey did with Hillary.
Me: Bro, can you believe she brought that up again after all these months?
Friend: Dude, she Comey'd you!
by Ned Hendershot May 9, 2017
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comfy

The state of being when everything is A-OKAY!!! Those who are fortunate enough to complete the treacherous "Quest for the Ultimate Comf" are rewarded with a one-of-a-kind life thrilling experience. Only the bravest individuals will receive the opportunity to get into the "Nition" for comfy.
Because she finished "The Quest", Holly now has the well-deserved privilege to get comfy on Nick's shoulder.
by nanette2014 December 15, 2011
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comey

adj. moral hypocrite, someone who endorses a moral standard and yet behaves in violation of it.
He's so comey that he'd destroy one political candidate over harmless emails yet he'd help a racist, misogynist, treasonous con-man become president instead.
by santacruzjeff June 8, 2017
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Copcycle

"Be careful speeding, it's warm enough for copcycles and you know they've got a stick up their ass."
by c2cooper October 19, 2007
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comcatastrophe

Any disaster involving Comcast. (The word is a portmanteau of Comcast and catastrophe.)
-Awwww mannn, my Comcast connection goes out every couple days!
-Wow, what a Comcatastrophe!
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-Comcast dug up my yard without asking! What a Comcatastrophe!
by Home slice October 3, 2008
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comcastration

To deprive customers of adequate entertainment quality or value.
Comcastration is rampant. I was comcastrated last weekend.
by Rev. Diagnostic July 27, 2011
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Comey

Noun: A self-rightous, sanctimonious narcissist who tries so hard to not appear affected or self-aware that he compulsively lies in order to hide the fact that he is a feckless leader with no principles or convictions
Thank God the new FBI Director is a steadfast, dignified and honorable leader versus being a total Comey
by SettingTheTruth April 2, 2019
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