Cosplayer

A person who goes around dressed up as a fictional character (mostly video games and anime) These people are most likey whores because they reveal too much skin.

"Have you seen that Sans Undertale cosplayer? She looks so hot!"

by SomeIdiotonthiswebsite June 9, 2022

Coldplay

A British alternative rock band that became famous in the early 2000s, and have since written several major hits. Most notably Fix You, Clocks, Paradise and Yellow. They still release new music as of 2022 and have collaborated with The Chainsmokers, Rihanna, and most recently BTS. The lyrics of Coldplay's songs often have very personal meaning to the artists, often talking about relationships, emotion and the beauty of the world.

'When you try your best, but you don't succeed
When you get what you want, but not what you need
When you feel so tired, but you can't sleep
Stuck in reverse'

Lyrics of 'Fix You' by Coldplay

by anonymous June 20, 2022

cosplayer_cleo

a very slay tik toker who eats toes

cosplayer_cleo has a fat juicy ass

by dexlee July 6, 2022

Coldplay concert

The euphemism for when you're going out to cheat on your partner but want to keep it a secret.

Man 1: Oi, where were you last night mate? You could've come to the pub.
Man 2: Nah, I was out at a Coldplay concert.
Man 1: Ah, you player!

by Tawgtdrt July 18, 2025

Coldplaying

Suddenly, obviously, and awkwardly trying to dip out of a camera or video shot.

"Did you see that couple on the kiss cam try to duck out of getting caught in 4k? Straight Coldplaying, it was hilarious!"

by Mr. Shroom July 18, 2025

Coldplaying

Being cheated on by your partner in a way that feels really sad and dramatic — like something out of a Coldplay breakup song, especially “Fix You.”

“He said he was working late, but he was Coldplaying her at the club.”

“She’s out with her ‘study buddy’ again? Girl’s out here Coldplaying her boyfriend hard."

“I found out he was cheating while ‘Fix You’ played on the radio. That’s Coldplaying.”

by RadioPerolito July 18, 2025

Coldplaying

The ultimate betrayal buzzkill: secretly cheating or having an affair, wrapped in emotionally-flat, performative charm—like a half-hearted concert you didn’t buy tickets for.

“I really thought he loved me… turns out he was just coldplaying me the whole time.”

by CarMummy July 18, 2025