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Coldplay concert

The euphemism for when you're going out to cheat on your partner but want to keep it a secret.

Man 1: Oi, where were you last night mate? You could've come to the pub.
Man 2: Nah, I was out at a Coldplay concert.
Man 1: Ah, you player!

by Tawgtdrt July 18, 2025