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Coldplaying

The ultimate betrayal buzzkill: secretly cheating or having an affair, wrapped in emotionally-flat, performative charm—like a half-hearted concert you didn’t buy tickets for.
“I really thought he loved me… turns out he was just coldplaying me the whole time.”
by CarMummy July 18, 2025
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