Chat

The Australian term for "ugly" or "disgusting" often used in schools and university it is a largely known slang word to Australian students.

Man that shit stain is chat

by Nick545454 October 15, 2010

chat up

To speak to someone with the intent of eventually engaging in sexual intercourse with them. Generally conducted in a relaxed, playful and outstandingly obvious manner.

Almost invariably carried out by men on women; to be a male recipient means you're either extremely lucky or the giver believes you, as the British say, to bat for the other side.

A common, braindead, and therefore quintessentially British phrase, which explains the strange and nonsensical definition(s) sitting next to this one. To chat up is a type of the unfortunate word of banter, which shares all three properties mentioned above.

Guy 1: "Cor, look at all the fit birds in the place!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm gonna chat up the one in the tight black skirt. Phwoar!"

Guy 1 walks in hungover and bruised.
Guy 2: "What did you get up to?"
Guy 1: "I got trashed and started chatting up this stunner. I started pulling and I was all set to bang her but then her boyfriend came back from the bar."

A couple are at a restaurant. The girl goes to the restroom while the guy places the order. When she comes back, the guy and the waitress have just finished talking.
Girl: "I can't take my eyes off you for a second. You were blatantly chatting her up."

by Isacki February 18, 2009

Real Chat

a term thats used often to state whatever was said is true;

Tyray: Ayo My Nigga...That Bitch Lady Gaga Is Sexy Daaaawg...I Would Beat Dat All Up..Word

Me: ....i dont know man...i heard ol'girl packin a dick

Tyray: Foreal?!

Me: Real Chat

Tyray: damn...never mind than

Me: nevermind nothin nigga...you know you gay now right?

by MosFame January 19, 2010

chatched

Another term for wasted and stoned stupid

I can't smoked no more I'm already chatched!

by ChatchD247 October 20, 2004

chatchball

A sorry poor existance of a person who is lower than the secreation out of a disease infected vagina. (Examples: Vanilla Ice, any Backstreet Boy, Kevin Federline)

That man running for president is such a "chatchball"

by RyRy G November 18, 2006

chaotiphile

Someone who loves or is attracted to chaos. Someone who delights in creating chaos and disorder.

Bob is such a chaotiphile, he just loves to leave chaos in his wake!

by Tim McGuinness April 6, 2008

chatactivist

A person or individual who chats, posts or postures about social change but does nothing more than just that. A chatactivist will never actually do the work or make personal changes needed to impact or make the social and / or environmental change actually happen that they appear to be promoting.

Susan, a chatactivist, posts on Facebook all the time about the need to not eat GMO foods while regularly having her daily lunch at McDonald's. Tom blogs regularly about all the local protests for social change, but yet he has never been known to attend a protest making him appear to be a chatactivist. Due to the fact that Karen tells her co-workers why they should donate to charities yet Karen has never been able to show she herself has donated, her co-workers call her a chatactivist. showing that she has ever donated. Sandy didn't consider herself a chatactivist even though she was smoked two cigarettes while she was preaching to others about the chemicals in our air and rivers.

by Griptionator November 2, 2013