captain obvious

When a person says a thing that is obvious, you call them captain obvious.

Him: When a person says a thing that is obvious, you call them captain obvious.
Me: Thanks for that, captain obvious!

by themoose December 28, 2007

captain black

a small cigar(colt) With a sweet tip..comes in original, sweet cherry and sweet tip(choclatey)...

i FucKinG sMoKeD My WhoLe PacK oF CaPTainS YesTeRDaY~!

by The Reefer Man April 26, 2005

captain's log

What Spock found floating in the toilet.

Captain's Log: Stardate 3423:87

Spock advised me that I need more fiber in my diet.

by Tubular Bells April 17, 2011

Captain Rhodes

Joe Pilato's character in Day of the Dead. Universally known to be a badass although he doesn't actually do anything badass, apart from bad mouth all the other characters and yell at zombies.

Still cool.

CHOOOOOKE ON 'EM! says Captain Rhodes.

by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005

Captain of the Red Sea

A man willing and proud to sail the bloody waters of his mate's vagina.

Did you hear about Keith? He was the Greatest Captain of the Red Sea that ever lived.

by Ragecano March 1, 2011

Captain Bettypants

Someone who likes to gamble alot.

Dockers at $4.20, what do you think of that Captain Bettypants?

by Medhurst June 28, 2006

Captain SS

Also known as Rick Rea

Person 1: Dude look its gay rick

Person 2: No dude that Captain SS

Rick: *sobs* Now I have to go self suck myself

Person 1 & 2 : AHAHAHAHA

by Captain SS March 6, 2009