comfort cracker

When being racist towards white people,but in a nice way ;)

Duncan is my favorite comfort cracker

by OkamiKori April 28, 2022

comfort flirting

when you flirt by comforting someone.

person a: * sad*
person b: its all gonna be ok
person a: what are you doing
person b: im comfort flirting

by Ardeat August 6, 2022

Comfort Porn

Warm and fuzzy, but ultimately useless, feel-good memes or statements.

Some social media feeds are full of no more than Precious Moments, irrelevant promises and other comfort porn.

by BobBoxx November 20, 2022

comfort prick

That one guy who's dick is just right to calm you down, that slow purposeful sex that clears your mind and sets you at ease.

Her: I'm feeling really high-strung rn
Him: Come over here & I'll give you that comfort prick

by OGSnoberry March 31, 2023

Comfort drummer

A drummer in a band who brings you immense comfort that you’ve never felt from anyone else before in a platonic appreciative way.

“Oh that drummers my comfort drummer!”

by uwuooof July 16, 2023

comfort ex

the one ex you have that is still your best friend and understands you more than anyone else but you're not together

my comfort ex is my soulmate

by celsmeow September 8, 2023

Comfort Buffer

A Comfort Buffer is a friend-zoned person who is used as a comfort, for someone who is trying to fix a current / ex relationship. The buffer is simply there to provide friendship comfort and may not continue their friendship if a relationship is fixed.

Nick only keeps Isabel around as a comfort buffer, until he is able to fix his current relationship.

by TheArtofWarr September 23, 2023