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Death by 1000 meetings

As the modern form of an ancient torture, death by 1000 meetings is defined as the annihilation of a project, action or ultimately a person due to time wasted in having to attend a seemingly infinite amount of non-productive meetings.

This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.
Bob: What happened to the billion dollar R&D project that Joe was working on?
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings

Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings

Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!
by Max86 February 10, 2014
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Single By-pass

(action) an act of sabotage whereby an unsuspecting victim makes the "heart symbol" using both hands, and the saboteur pokes his dick through the heart symbol. This is a much better way of photo bombing someone because it is so much more disrespectful and demeaning!
by Scoopalone February 13, 2015
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Jewish by injection

(n.) a term used to describe a gentile, or non-Jew, who engages in intercourse with a Jew one or more times, thereby, becoming somewhat of an honorary Jew of sorts.
"Have you met my new girlfriend?"

"No. She's hot. Is she Jewish?"

"She is now, man. Jewish by injection!"

"Right on!"
by JAP_ January 11, 2008
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Death by Tchaikovsky

The act of making love while listening to the 1812 Overture. Starts slow but turns to an extreme showing of brute force which leads to your partner never being the same.
I was fuckin her the other night and the 1812 overture came on. It went from slow to death by Tchaikovsky. She couldn't walk right for a week.
by count6969 February 3, 2012
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Written by a woman

The phrase “written by a woman” is mostly applied to men, who are literally God’s sent. They are respectful, handsome and wonderful in any way. (not homophobic, racist, etc.) These type of men are the most beautiful beings to exist.
“Oh, that’s Namjoon! Gosh, he’s so awesome, he must’ve been written by a woman!”

“Hey Eric, you’re totally written by a woman! You’re so nice!”
by Alynn <3 July 22, 2021
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Gas followed by mass

Now see here folks, Gas followed by mass means to shart yourself.

You be having a great day and have the urge to fart.

Well let me tell you something. That's gonna turn your smile upside down in a matter of 1.2 seconds.

Because your anus erupts with the nastiest form of fecal matter that is so foul it poisons your undies and a three mile radius.

Well now let's hope you aren't anywhere important like on a date or talking to crush or else your fucked.
Guy 1: Man I was talking to this one hot chick at this party but I had some gas followed by mass!

Guy 2: Oh shit man that sucks. Even the devil finds that shit blasphemous.
by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023
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urban dictionary is written by you

lets face it urban dictionary is the laziest website on this planet so they get payed by other people doing there work for them
by reltih si eman ym February 24, 2017
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