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Burger King 

Probably the best burger joint ever created. It pwns the life out of McDonalds, Is acually ADDING new things, and is better than any burger joint. You really are not alive untill you eat a king sized, flame broiled whopper. And ya won't get fat.
Fat kid: Oh god, McDonalds is the Bomb! I might have had a few heart attacks, but I'm LOVIN IT!
Skinny kid: I've never eaten McDonalds...cuz the Burger King PWNZ McDonalds!
Fat kid:...Shut up. *Falls over*

Skinny kid:...Lol.
Burger King by Yman July 26, 2009
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Burger King 

A fast food restaurant which is better than McDonald's and you can have it your way.
Person 1: Let go eat at Mcdonalds

Person 2: No way! Let's eat at burger king we can have it are way.
Burger King by Mimi W. March 2, 2011

Burger King 

Where the half-witted post teenage pregnancy "managers" tell everyone what to do, because their lives revolve around 2 minutes.
I need a whopper cheese for the window right away!!!111, I'm a "cook" and I see shit all from hurrying so I'm gonna cook even slower.
Burger King by whopper boy December 10, 2004

burger king whore 

Another name for a slut or easy girl. Play on words in reference to the Burger King slogan "Have it your way." A burger king whore would be "have her your way."
Guy 1: "Hey did you get any of that pussy last night?"
Guy 2: "Fo sho dude, that skank was a burger king whore, I had her my way!"

Burger Doodle 

Generic term for any franchise fast-food hellhole. Suck.com used to use it in its articles before they died
Screw it, lets just go get some crap from Burger Doodle...
Burger Doodle by jake5443 November 4, 2004

burger buzz 

The high feeling you get after eating a great hamburger.
I'm not paying any attention because I'm still (ham)burger buzzed.
burger buzz by Lildval October 9, 2013

burger fucker 

A person that is sexually attracted to burgers.
Anyone that goes to McDonald’s more than two times a week is definitely a burger fucker.
burger fucker by ThePolishHammer February 3, 2018