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Breitbart

To carry around pictures of other mens' dicks.
Dude, don't mess with that camera phone in the locker room. I don't need you to Breitbart my junk.
by Sol Herschberger December 2, 2011
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brevity

The soul of wit
Brevity is gold, for life is short and my attention span shorter.
by FigurinOutLife September 23, 2005
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Breitbart

Verb. Usually used in a sexual context, it is the act of making a big deal out of little or nothing. Or to make a small penis look large. Can also be used to make a limp, useless dick appear erect and virile.
I need to Breitbart my sex tape from last night. She was disappointed but my blog readers won't be!
by 2jase July 22, 2010
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bredit

by Elite Nation March 18, 2017
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Breitbarf

The rubbishy non news propaganda from a certain right wing online news station
Don't read that online site! It's a bunch of breitbarf!
by Fuzzylogix July 4, 2018
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Brexiter

Colloquial London - A small minded rural person who is slightly racist , short sighted and nervously insular.
Don't be so stupid you Brexiter!
Nigel Farage is a Brexiter Fucked
Stupid Brexiters have fucked it up for everyone else.
Don't be such a Brexiter, that would be the dummest way of going about it
by \Mrcodm June 24, 2016
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Breitbarted

To die in ways which are within the means of a government assassin, though difficult to prove, when someone in government has a clear motive and all that is missing is the smoking gun. To qualify, someone in government has to be suspected of being the alleged assassin. The means of death has to be highly suspect and convenient.

A random civilian getting shot in the eyes by a neighbor who doesn't like his political views is not being Breitbarted. A man with damning evidence and testimony against an elected official who suddenly shows up in a dumpster decapitated and it's ruled a "suicide" by the coroner, however, definitely qualifies. Most victims, however, die of heart attacks - which can be brought about by hard-to-trace poisons. The difficulty is proving it.

In summary, you need:

1) Reasonable grounds for suspicion of foul play.
2) A clear government motive for assassination.
3) Convenient circumstances.
4) Someone in government as a prime suspect. Not the Mafia, unless the two are working in cohorts.
5) Impeccable timing.

Absurd coroner rulings are optional. This usually applies to conservatives who die suspiciously and to liberals who are suspected, but any combination of ideologies is possible for a victim-assassin relationship, provided the other above-stated qualifiers are present.

Named after Andrew Breitbart, the timing of whose death raised lots of suspicions.
When the Mafia does it, they say it was "made to look like an accident." When the government does it, that's called being "Breitbarted."
by ObscuredBeyond March 15, 2014
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