by joe shit the rag man April 17, 2004
Get the boff o dem mug.A person that is extremely lurk-ish and is sort of a blithering idiot. Usually, when this person enters your field of vision, you will feel a sudden urge to shoot them in the face or beat them to death with frozen walrus uteri.
Lukas: Damn, did you just see that huge cross-eyed ho looking at me holding your new guinea pig?
Summar: Yeah, we better put him back in his cage before the ho snatches and eats him.
Lukas: Jesus, she ruined all the fun. What a baffoonski.
Summar: Yeah, we better put him back in his cage before the ho snatches and eats him.
Lukas: Jesus, she ruined all the fun. What a baffoonski.
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