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boff o dem

used when referring to 2 of a set, as in cats, car keys, tits
by joe shit the rag man April 17, 2004
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baffoonski

A person that is extremely lurk-ish and is sort of a blithering idiot. Usually, when this person enters your field of vision, you will feel a sudden urge to shoot them in the face or beat them to death with frozen walrus uteri.
Lukas: Damn, did you just see that huge cross-eyed ho looking at me holding your new guinea pig?

Summar: Yeah, we better put him back in his cage before the ho snatches and eats him.

Lukas: Jesus, she ruined all the fun. What a baffoonski.
by theswaggacrew March 18, 2010
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Baffoonary

Chaos and shenanigins caused by Baffoons.
"Another mess caused by night shifts baffoonary!!"
by SteveSnowdog May 6, 2013
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Boatfriend

A best friend that you have an undoubtedly immense connection with, but are too afraid to admit that you have feelings for. Usually the friend is attractive and charming, yet you are often confused whether affection from this friend is kindness or love. You generally do not allow yourself to think non-platonic thoughts about them, but whenever intoxicated, the thoughts are all that's on your mind.

Having a boatfriend is both thrilling and mentally exhausting
Is that your girlfriend?

No, she's the homegirl. She's my boatfriend.
by UserSd456d June 9, 2014
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Boff

(North East England)
To smell or sniff something
"Shall we gan boff some candles in TK MAXX?"
by dbljackncoke August 1, 2017
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boff

pucker ting, describes how good something is
that chicken looks boff
by bofff July 9, 2019
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Baffercating

Baffercating is the act of masturbating to gorilla grip gorilla pussy gorilla porn.
Baff gone full monkey mode, he's baffercating again
by Iamtoan September 19, 2021
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