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Boatfriend 

A best friend that you have an undoubtedly immense connection with, but are too afraid to admit that you have feelings for. Usually the friend is attractive and charming, yet you are often confused whether affection from this friend is kindness or love. You generally do not allow yourself to think non-platonic thoughts about them, but whenever intoxicated, the thoughts are all that's on your mind.

Having a boatfriend is both thrilling and mentally exhausting
Is that your girlfriend?

No, she's the homegirl. She's my boatfriend.
Boatfriend by UserSd456d June 9, 2014
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Your New Boyfriend 

is an arsehole...
"Woo!" -Wilbur Soot, Your New Boyfriend
Your New Boyfriend by sitsonatable January 27, 2021

Boyfriendish 

1) Someone who has characteristics of a boyfriend.

2) Refers to a guy whom one is dating but he has not become a boyfriend quite yet.
1) Sam is so boyfriendish.

2) Sam is just my boyfriendish, I guess.
Boyfriendish by CryinNow September 14, 2019

boyfriendaudio 

an Anonymous asmr youtuber who makes audios to comfort people (specifically females) and helps people with depression, anxiety, body image issues and many other topics
“i’m so lonely and sad
“you should listen to boyfriendaudio”

Corona Boyfriend

Like a “holiday boyfriend” he is a temporary boyfriend. He is the only man you allow within 6 ft. of you while social distancing. As with a “holiday boyfriend”, the relationship is intense but brief. Only you don’t go to holiday events together, because you don’t go out at all.
“He was just my Corona Boyfriend, I never would have gone out with him if I’d known it would be more than 2 weeks”.
Corona Boyfriend by beckynot March 28, 2020

Festival Boyfriend 

When a girl hooks up with a guy at a music festival but only for the duration of a that festival.
She only wants him as a festival boyfriend.

Wife's Boyfriend 

The dumbass that makes me go to bed at 7:30 even though it's the weekend.
No Wife's Boyfriend Carl, I dont want to go to bed! I'm not even tired yet and it's Saturday.