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blinked

To be touched by the band blink 182's songs / lyrics.

To be blinked you must have experienced an amazing *coincidence* or event.
Jeeze blinked 182 totaly blinked me yesterday.

Can you believe that nerd just floored that jock thats blinked for sure.
by blinked September 20, 2006
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Beaver Blinkers

noun: An imaginary device that a man apparently wears when he gets obsessed with a woman that he is having sex with; causing him to ignore other parts of his life, or the fact that the woman is not good for him.

The phrase uses beaver, a slang term for female genitals. and refers to horse blinkers (blinders) which are a device used to stop cart pulling horses becoming distracted.

adj: Beaver Blinkered
John: Have you heard from Tommy recently?
Don: Not much at all since Tracy came on the scene.
John: Ah, he'll have his Beaver Blinkers on, he can't see anything but pussy right now...
by Jonfan Beast February 2, 2013
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betty boop blinkers

Betty Boop Blinkers are false eyelashes that are way too long.
Look at the Betty Boop Blinkers on that woman! They almost touch the top of her forehead!
by Keronica Kadwell July 6, 2018
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Blinner

A one-meal-a-day deal... Usually a slightly heavier meal in the early evening of a slightly hectic day, a blinner is a substitute for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Keeps you alive and keeps you working.
I've been so busy today, I haven't had time for breakfast or lunch... Now it's 6 in the evening... Guess I'll just make do with a blinner..."
by thelonewolf667 July 13, 2011
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Blanker

by silvervideo June 17, 2021
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blanker

A caucasian person. Derogitory if used by a non-caucasian person to describe a caucasian person.
(One white guy to another) What up my blanker?

(A black guy) You're such a blanker.
(Nearby cop) You're under arrest for hate speach.
by Phil Srobeighn October 14, 2005
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Boinker

Boinker ; a fart with some bounce to it.
Boinkered; past tense
OMG! What a fuck'n boinker dude!
Man, when she boinkered the whole bar ran outside!
by UfaPapa007 September 27, 2014
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