bitter melon

A person who is extremely jealous of every single person living on planet earth who decides to not help someone in need because they’ve done a duty for their own benefit the night prior.

Omg that thot is such a bitter melon. She said she doesn’t want to help the bride because she cut onions for herself the night before.

by bubsters March 9, 2018

Bitters

A person who is always pissed off, someone who can’t let anything go.

She would not stop bitching about something bad I had done, she was bitter. So I said ok “bitters”

by Asshat813 November 28, 2020

Bipster

An Australian slang term used to describe a Bogan who chooses to adopt elements of the traditional hipster fashion and lifestyle as their own, but outwardly dislikes and criticizes the existence of traditional hipsters.

My friend Tali hates being called a Hipster just because he likes coffee and wears pants. He is too Bogan to be a Hipster, he is a Bipster.

by Mem Diamond January 21, 2021

Bitter End Blowjob

A repeated cycle of oral sex and semen swallowing protracted untill the receiver faints, loses consciousnes or dies.
Testicular pain due to excessive repeated ejaculation and the lack of semen have to be ignored

(the use of local anesthetic to bypass / reduce the pain is permitted)
(the use of virility enhancer products like erection booster or semen volume pills is permitted)
Variation "Bitter End Deepthroat" "Bitter End Throatpie) the oral sex and the ejaculation occur in the thorat of the performer/s

Last Saturday night I ended up in the hospital as aJhon Doe, I had no phone and no wallet, a girl gave me a Bitter End Blowjob in the toilets and I think she robbed me while aI was Unconscious, I still have "Black hole Balls after three days.

by Ophiucus88 May 4, 2021

bitter betties

Man-haters who meet in groups to plot vengeance against men.

"those bitter betties are planning to to issue the new handbook this September"

by mvjhvhj August 24, 2021

Bitter

The opposite of sweet? I don't know I'm not a chef.

Hym "You don't sound very 'sweet' when you're referencing me. You sound a little 'bitter' every time you do it. Or 'salty' as they call it in the gaming community. Which aren't the same in terms of flavor but (surprisingly enough) mean the same thing in terms of behavior. It's funny. But, hey, did you guys think I was dead? I know this is unrelated, yeah, I'll just lob a few unrelated questions at you: did you think I was dead? Did you think you were the monotone monomaniacal villain instead of the depressed boy? Do you think you're proving a point? Are you aware of the fact that I am always the most reciprocating person in my friend groups and, therefore, should be accruing the benefits of being that? Did YOU write a Hypertext that was instantiated in (both) eastern and western cultures (the intimations of which NEVER conflate me with the references)? It was the molester whore and the brothel madam who were nonreciprocal (btw). I'm still convinced you're being a piss pants. You seem a little salty but that's ok. I forgive you."

by Hym Iam June 18, 2022

Wire bitter

A female who will suck or do any male or female with a car audio system. Doesn't matter if it is a home theater system or $15,000 system. Everyone should feel bad for the man or woman who the wire bitter goes for because 9 times out of 10 will end up getting gonahepasyphilis. Pray for them system owners.

How long do you think it will take for the wire bitter to give him every disease in the book?

by Gotchbitch May 8, 2017