BATCH

A chunky, lumpy, brontosaurus looking broad that claims to be a bad bitch. A batch is usually a bitch who looks like a batch of bitches stuffed into one big bitch. When a bunch of bitches huddle behind a camera to take a selfie, they are considered a batch.

John Smith: Dude what the fuck happened to your sofa?

Professor Cos: I had this batch on my sofa last night and she got hungry and ate a piece of the cushion.

John Smith: Holy shit, this is why I never allow pets in my house.

Professor Cos: I never had any pets over. I'm talking about the fat bitch who lives upstairs.

John Smith: Be careful Cos! A batch will eat anything that isn't tied down.

Professor Cos: Wait, what was that noise??

John Smith: Bro, there's a crack in your ceiling!!

"CREAK"...... "CRASH"......... "BANG"

Professor Cos: Holy Smokes!

John Smith: I think she's dead dude.

Professor Cos: Feed her Some Sofa.

John Smith: This is one heavy batch. I think she's gonna need like 3 sofas.

by Professor Cos December 4, 2015

Batch Cranker

Someone who masturbates or pulls out during sex and ejaculates on someone or something.

I became a batch cranker last night when I pulled out during sex and blasted a load on her face!

by BW68 March 13, 2024

Batch

A portmanteau of "Bitch" and "Bastard."

"Teddy is such a batch!"

by TheDictionaryMan123 February 16, 2023

Ripping Batches

Masturbating repeatedly, Repeated Masturbation

I was so turned on and horny, that I couldn't stop myself from ripping batches off.

by Spot Hillside August 4, 2024

Batch

Marijuana placed on top of tobacco inside a bowl piece, and then smoked out of a bong to achieve a headrush.

Fuck man I just got the fattest heady of that batch bowl.

by NAZPRIM May 3, 2020

Batch Cranker

Someone who ejaculates a batch of sperm during masturbation or after pulling out during sex.

I pulled out and blew a load all over her face and she started calling me batch cranker!

by BW68 March 15, 2024

Batch

Slang term for nicotine

Chris: yo give me some batch
Jordan: no get ouuuut

by In the coop March 25, 2022