ballet mom

A mother, often a single parent, who has raised her child with one idea, to be a great ballerina in a great ballet company. To achieve this end the ballet mom will do anything to advance her little girl's career. The child herself, while she may love dancing, finds it less and less easy to cope with her career and her mom. Ballet moms watch what their kids eat down to the last calorie. Famous for hovering around dressing rooms and driving beaten up old cars, she'd never waste money on a new one when point shoes have to be bought, along with leotards, lambs wool, woollite, ribbons for the shoes and all the other junk that's required. When she hits 60, when her little darling hits 30 and it's all over for them both. See Soccer Mom. They are sisters under the skin. The ballet mom is always the poorer sister.

Natalie Portman's mother in Black Swan, except two big errors: Ballet moms rarely have their own career or interests,
and they would never ever buy their daughter a cake. For the ballet mom, where others see a cake shop, she sees an empty block of land with weeds growing on it.

One famous US ballet mom was reputed to carry a small hand gun in her purse.

by The enemy of ballet moms. June 12, 2011

Yellow Balling

When you're peeing then you you stop midway through to get something done, like getting toilet paper or answering the phone.

Dude i was totaling taking a piss when all of a sudden the phone rang. I had to Yellow Ball it. Hurt like a bitch, i hate Yellow Balling.

by Mr. Fish2 May 8, 2009

Mellon Ballin

Term used to describe a sexual act in which a male places his penis in between a female's large voluptuous breast (preferably oiled up) and humps them gleefully.

It is essentially a term used to describe a titty fuck, preferred by females who found the first term grotesque when asked to be a part of the activity.

I was so excited to be balling mellons with her and that rack that I accidentally ejaculated all around her neck after four humps leaving a marvelous pearl necklace.

Guy:Baby, can I um...titty fuck you.
Chick:No, just what type of woman do you think I am
Guy:Oh, my bad, I mean uh..can we get some mellon ballin going on
Chick:...Yeah sure, why not.

by n0ci nasty September 5, 2009

Cheese Ballin

When two lesbians scissor and a guy with one nut sticks it in-between them so its in both their vaginas.

-"Dude did you see Brad cheese ballin with Nat and Sarah!?"
-"Hell yea! It was fabulous!"

by Boomboom336 June 15, 2010

bone palace ballet

the third album of the band Chiodos, although technically their first album was under the name "the chiodos bros."

regardless, it kicks ass

Dude i bought Bone Palace Ballet last night and it was just so beautiful that i cried

by keegsmaleegs July 3, 2008

spandau ballet

Spandau Prison in Europe housed many prisoners including World War II Nazi prisoners. When these prisoners were hanged the swinging of the dead body was called the Spandau Ballet.

That SS officer did a nice Spandau Ballet at his hanging.

The musical group Spandau Ballet took their name from this chilling term.

by layton59 August 5, 2007

Ballin

1) To play Basketball (B-Ball)
2) To live a rich, uperclass life after growing up a poor - ghetto - low class life ; To perform illegal or shady actions to make and/or keep money (not always rich)

"I'm ballin for the money"

by Outlaw 2 Da Death September 14, 2005