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band faggot

The type of person who plays an instrument (mainly guitar) just because they would like to fit in. They usually congregate into a "band" and play incredibly repetitive music, have no knowledge of music theory, and put down musicians who have a passion for what they do.
Band Faggot: Hey, that marching band is gay. Let's point and laugh at them, then go and play some real music.

Band Geek: Real music? The one with the three chords and the F-Bomb repeated 73 times?
by fortesplat November 7, 2008
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Band Grimace

A kid in the Pittsburg Marching Show band who is known as Grimace, he plays trumpet and tries to play the drums. He also looks like the grinch.
by GROD94 January 16, 2009
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Band-Aid Approach

An approach to child-spacing.

You must choose if you'd prefer to have your kids very close together in age, thus ripping off the band-aid in 1 very quick, yet very painful tear. Or if you prefer to have your kids spaced further apart; a less intense pain but an approach that takes much longer until the band aid is completely off.
People who space their kids 18 months or less apart take the "quick and painful" Band-Aid Approach. But people who space their kids more than 2 years apart are the ones who take the "plucking hair by hair" Band-Aid Approach.
by bellebeandog January 3, 2011
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Band Jocks

(1) The preferred term for ANYONE who is a hard working member of a high school, college or university marching band.

(2) any marching band member who also plays varsity sports for their school.
Wow!! Those Band Jocks are working very hard for their upcoming halftime show!!
by BruinKiller3469 March 21, 2009
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Band Geek

someone who has done any/all of the following:

Made any reference to making out with an instrument

Has actaully made out with their instrument

Ever spent over 12 hours in the band room/with the band at once

Is constantly in step with the person next to them in the halls
I make out with my sousaphone on a regular basis I am always in step with the people near me and I have spent over 12 hours at a a time on several occasions
by tubagod08 August 30, 2005
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band geek

band geek or band nerd, the best people you could ever meet.

obbsessed with band.
constantly on there mind.
refer to band as second home.
love band.
have a "band family" or people that are in band.
have "band moms".
usually date inside the band family, almost like incest.
able to endure long bus rides, and enjoy them.
quick on sex jokes yet unable to back them up having not actually done what there saying themselfes (lol).
the funniest most perverted people ever.
all of there friends are most likely in band and have made non bandies join.
the band jokes.
not actually caring what happens in the foot ball game and putting more concern in halftime.
liking band practice.
loving band camp!
band geek practically anyone who is an obbsessed sexist racist homophobic sexual inuendo givng jackass in band lol. also someone who is funny and nice and has alot of friends especially in there band family.
by saxgirl October 3, 2009
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band whore

A person who gets in so many bands and keeps quitting and going in different bands.
Craig Mabbit is a band whore. He was in so many bands I can't even count.
by PERSONONURBANDICTIONARY December 30, 2010
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