Afghani flashmob

Hindu Kush war raid flash bang entrance results in the touching of ones genitalia on the backside

The homeless man Bobby offered me an afghani flashmob in exchange for a head of lettuce

by Potatowater March 29, 2022

Afghanistan

Afghanistan is a country that’s a very poor and get lots of hate comments. I agree they are very disgust and derserve to bow down to the taliban. Afghanistan is a terrible country.

Oh no it’s guy from Afghanistan, WE NEED TO RUN.

by Security foxy July 29, 2022

Afghani Paper Towels

Military Term.

After washing your hands, you proceed to wipe your hands on your pants in lieu of no paper towels readily available.

See also: Iraqi Paper Towels

Jim: I'm so glad my hands are clean, but I don't have anything to dry them with.

Terry: Bro, Afghani Paper Towels. Duh.

by PUN1SHER1991 October 20, 2022

Afghan Flame

The worst restaurant ever, they fail to pay their employees on time, have poor organizational skills, and practically suck at everything to do with customer service, management, and catering.

Afghan flame ducking sucks

by gryyfgryyrjfj April 5, 2023

afghan cookie

delicious as cookie🔥🔥🔥

I called my afghan friend an afghan cookie.

Person one: who is that?
person two: its afghan cookie eating an afghan cookie.

by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 5, 2023

Afghani Tongue Bath

When one licks another's sweaty testicles whilst vacationing on a beach wearing a concealed suicide vest.

When on vacation, I awaited the unsuspecting Afghani Tongue Bath from an unknown stranger.

by KingFoopaTroopa June 12, 2023

Afghany shitter

Shooting blindly while ducked behind cover

He’s doing the afghany shitter

by Jose Alvarado June 16, 2023