astroalerts

Best cook group

astroalerts is full of 7 year olds

by wfaaegwaegwh February 17, 2023

Astrolohoe

An astrologer who is also a hoe, or a hoe who is into astrology -- usually disgustingly much so that it becomes their entire personality and their life revolves around it.

Oh no, you're going out with an astrolohoe? That's not gonna work out just because of that.

What can I say. I love astrology. I'm an astrolohoe. I want an astro-orgy. A bunch of astrolohoes together!

I am a hoe who loves to judge people because of astrology. I'm an astrolohoe.

by LingDanc803 February 19, 2023

Astrolorgy

An orgy full of astrolohoes, astrologers, or hoes in general.

Let's get all the signs together and have an astrolorgy!

Astrolorgy you say? I'm an astrolohoe.. You already know I am IN!

by LingDanc803 February 19, 2023

Uncle Astro

A soft spoken little bitch Astros are usually old and an uncle. White haired and mexican, they wish they could be white and try not to be Mexican at all costs. This normally leads their friends to punish them by making them recreate theirself in their propper image. If you want peace and quiet you will never find it at an Astro's home because it is typically filled with screaming hyenas. Astros do not know real spanish, but speak a form of old pig latin that derives itself from the peasants of somalian culture. Timid and a bit gay an Astro will offer up its butt at any given chance to anyone of the male OR trans-male population. Pegging is its playday.

That Uncle Astro has a nice butt. Unfotunately, i cant enjoy bangin it because his sisters wont shut up

by FeloGreen March 15, 2019

astro turf

Completely underrated. Astro turf should be used to pave driveways and should replace sidewalks, as well as everyones lawn. It should be used for clothes and curtains. Everything should be covered in it.

My astro turf rug is so awesome!

by I Heart Astro Turf January 19, 2006

Astro Turf

A date, in which two people pretend to go for a 'walk' but actually end up fucking their brains out behind the newly built sporting facility.

Girl one: Oh yeah, me and him went for an astro turf the other night, it was amazing.
Girl two: I wish he'd taken me for an astro turf...

by HughJerection March 3, 2015

Astrological

Having to do with astrophysics.

The definition of the moon cycles in science class today were astrological in a correct way.

by olliejack007 June 29, 2016