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Astrolohoe

An astrologer who is also a hoe, or a hoe who is into astrology -- usually disgustingly much so that it becomes their entire personality and their life revolves around it.
Oh no, you're going out with an astrolohoe? That's not gonna work out just because of that.

What can I say. I love astrology. I'm an astrolohoe. I want an astro-orgy. A bunch of astrolohoes together!

I am a hoe who loves to judge people because of astrology. I'm an astrolohoe.
by LingDanc803 February 19, 2023
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Astrohoe

She’s always asking people what their sun sign is, she’s such an astrohoe.
by nikm100 February 8, 2020
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astrologonaught

Someone who unquestionably believes in astrology and has their head so far in the stars, they have no connection with earth.
This random astrologonaught thinks they know all about me because I’m born on December 12 but, neglects to acknowledge that according to recent observations by NASA, my sign should actually be Ophiuchus.
by thekevinphillips March 21, 2019
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astroloho

A person who is obsessed with astrology. Ones signs and the spiritual realms. Can also be known as an “astrology hoe”.
Tom: “She asked for my zodiac and the time I was born”

Dave: “Oh she is a astroloho”
by Bitchy-Heika October 21, 2021
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