assholini

Someone who creates controversy just for their own twisted amusement or personal gain.

Guy: I can't believe John told Jane that I said "she smells like cabbage." He promised not to say anything.

Guy 2: Dude he's been trying to nail her for years. He probably told her cause he thought he might get some.

Guy: I know dude, he's such an assholini.

by Killnegativity January 7, 2005

assholieness

When someone is just a complete ass hole, to the point where they are considered to be of utter annoyance.

OR

How you might describe a high-horse, stuck up, fake, basic, or just plain rude person.

Person 1: Hey Fred, your a fucking weird ass ratchet bitch hoe.
Person 2:(To themself) Another day of this assholieness and Ill be choppin this mans ass in half...

Person 1:Move out the way!! Real nigga coming through!!!
Person 2:Yes your royal assholieness...

by BangCokKids May 15, 2014

Smashed assholes

The someone looks. When lookong like "death" is an understaement and you need to go a few steps further.

Did you not sleep last night?? You look like a bag of smashed assholes!!

by Canthandlethistruth June 28, 2016

Uglier than a bag of assholes

Less attractive than ugly. Smack you in your face ugly. Make you wonder why ugly. When someone just takes ugly to a whole new level.

Dude! Have you seen his new girlfriend?! That chick is uglier than a bag of assholes!

by New York Stacey June 13, 2019

Sack Full Of Assholes

Irritating, unpleasant, drastic.

It's raining like a sack full of assholes out there!

by Mike Hunt VII November 1, 2007

assholictestosteronic

Repeated boorish behavior by a man.

That assholictestosteronic guy is always rude to waiters.

by TPH October 6, 2005

assholism

The act of being abusive to other people.

Assholism is so common these days. We keep hearing about all sorts of crimes as well as bullying in the schools. It's terrible!

by funny fellas January 13, 2014