A very expensive brand that will break in the slightest of touch. It will also cost your monthly allowance for the next FREAKING 5 YEARS TO REPLACE. The people who work at Apple also come out with a new phone or something almost every few months to years. However the only thing they add to it is a new camera. NOTHING ELSE JUST A CAMERA AND THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SAY ITS NEW AND APPROVED. Oh, they also removed the home button and the top speaker and put it somewhere else. They also made it more complicated to control not even gonna mention the fact they got rid of the headphone jack so now YOU CAN'T EVEN LISTEN TO MUSIC WHILE CHARGING YOUR PHONE INSTEAD YOU HAVE TO SPEND ANOTHER 200$ ON AIRPODS ON TOP OF GETTING THE 1000 OR MORE PHONE (you could also spend 20$ or more on getting headphones that fit you phone but you still cant listen to music while charging your phone unless you get a different kind of wireless headphones that could cost more if you buy the ones that aren't cheap). But it's an okay phone still got bugs though.

Sus Homie 1: Hey bro did you get that new Apple iPhone 13?

Sus Homie 2: I did but as soon as I touched it and it shattered and i have to pay a bunch to fix it.

Apple by Perfect.Angel_ November 30, 2021

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apple

(n) a solid fruit, usually containing seeds and a stem, surrounded by a skin.
(v) to throw such a fruit into someone's face, causing them pain/humiliation.

1. I love apples.
2. Geez why'd you apple me??

apple by randolf+slayer April 10, 2009

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to throw your top on stage at a concert/gig, and then the singer pick up the top or make some kind of signal that he has enjoyed this gesture; this is to 'pull an apple'

Harry: Woah! I'm gonna throw my shirt at ricky wilson!
Harry: *removes top and thrusts at stage*
Jase: Dude! you pulled an apple
Harry: Yeah! apple created that
Jase: Go apple!
*Harry and Jase dance*

apple by harryyy December 28, 2005

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Apple

An awesome computer hardware and software company that revolutionized the cell phone market three times (iPod, iPhone, iPad), and is constantly competing with exxon for the title of richest company in the world.

For some reason, a lot of people have come to hate it, even though they are the ones who made it such a huge company in the first place by buying all their products.

1- Man, Apple products suck! Why do people keep buying them!

2- Bitch, please. It's Apple.

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